Miscellaneous: Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see...

ugh 12 March 2010, 06:05 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

SCARRED 29 August 2014, 20:15 Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Anonymous 1 March 2011, 16:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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NO NO NO 5 August 2013, 21:42 Den Haag, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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bob 5 February 2011, 12:02 United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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kikuhime 17 January 2021, 02:01 🌶️ Spicy

Oh, hello

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Oh... 26 July 2019, 16:00 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Oh no…

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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meeranda 1 January 2010, 05:07 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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peaaaak 3 June 2011, 10:17 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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madisonnkelly 6 July 2015, 03:18 Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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chantelle 12 March 2021, 11:01 Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

I've seen things…

Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML

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okieraider71 4

12 March 2010, 12:17

Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!

dbs_fml 0

12 March 2010, 12:07

nekkid!

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perdix 31

12 March 2010, 18:22

Truckmom, I'm always Option #1 -- you can put that in your pipe and smoke it. Good news for the dudes: Even in your mid-40s, you can still want it just as much as before and you'll be able to bring it just as well. You have crafted finer skills by then. The bad news is for the ladies (and their horny husbands). At around 50, the desire starts to fall off, but the ability to go hard us still good. It's just less frequent.