bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
johnboy
United States
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Stairway2Heaven
Canada
Judgmental much!?
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Top comments
denlillakotten 4
Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died
DocBastard 40
You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.
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denlillakotten 4
Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died
leannpaige 0
hahaha I love it!
calley123 0
hahaha me too!
datboyborii 0
word I would of left the house lol !!
kaite1587 0
that's awesome I think I would have pissed my pants then go blind .....lol
Ginkle45 1
You cant unsee that
xGraycloud 4
oh wow... ur so lucky.
agm2010 0
lol wtf
SulfurPlague 0
Incest = wincest?
JcLove8 0
gross
T552 12
I lol'd XD
shaaayyee 0
*shudders*
derpherp 0
(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) High five!
glenzhao2 16
.......wait, what?
llamagangster 0
THE ****?
The_Moustache 6
wat
quite_bored 9
Do you mean (.人.) or (.)(.)?
hesallineed26 0
These are mine: ( . Y . ) (:
theSSiscool 0
[]D[][]/[][]D slap!
Serec 0
Why.... why do you always put little gay Japanese emoticons in your comments? I can do that too. （−＿−；）
AndyAutopsy 11
One of your boobs has a smiley face on it?! And for those of you who won't get it, that was sarcasm.
64ponygirl 1
LOL Win!
marinaim 17
Safety first!
mrahhhhh 21
#1 You fail at Spanish. The h is silent in Spanish. OP: maybe she didn't want another you to come along? Just kidding, that really does suck.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Is she hot
GhettoNinja707 0
Well....was she?
DocBastard 40
You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.
KingDingALing 9
Does whip cream count as a condiment? I hope so...
sourgirl101 29
So, the image of a naked mom running across the house looking for whip cream or something in a squeeze spout is better? Kinky kinky!(:
KingDingALing 9
It is better. "Kinky" is my middle name! It's actually Pinky but it's close enough...right? RIGHT?!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Tabasco sauce is where it's at. lather her up and go to town
bloobelly 0
there's a bottle inside of you