Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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Shoppergirrl95 0
Alright, guys. I just have to voice my opinion on this one. 1) To the people who are saying "move out" you're totally overreacting. The OP could easily be a teenager coming home from their part time job. They could be 15-17 years of age. So try that one on for size.. 2) To the people who are saying "knock first" or "call first" just think for a minute. Maybe I would call if I was getting off work early, but maybe not. But knocking? Really? The OP obviously lives there. Why would you feel the need to knock on your own door..? 3) And lastly, to the people who are saying that "at least your parents are still in love". Gosh. This one was probably the most ignorant of comments. Maybe it's just the way I was raised, but I was raised into a pretty conservative household. So if I walked in on my parents, I'd be fully mortified. I don't want to hear it, and I most definitely don't want to see it. It's probably equally mortifying for your parents, too. So I don't really think this is a YDI situation, really. The OP had no idea that they'd be doing this, so I hope more people will give s/he the benefit of the doubt.
vicx 2
that is so normal for family JK ha
Hechizar 1
WOW
CannibalGuy 0
Haha yeah. 'Oh no my parents were NAAAKED OH NOES' just makes OP sound like either a) a massive prude who is afraid of naked people or b) JEALOUS :P (yeah just kidding on the jealous...)
FockinA 0
OP: welcome to real life. did you let them finish playing ? that woulda been considerate of you.
KatieSaysWahh 0
Oh uh ewww... that is CREEPY. If I were you... I'd be packin up and getting outa there as fast as I could.. jeez.
88sforlife 0
You Have Awesome Parentz Lol
joey4293 0
awkward....
soccerjb7 1
I wud... 1. stand in shock 2. regain sum emotion 3. slowly bak out hoping and prayin they didn't see me 4. freak out once it actually sinks in I saw wat I saw 5. die. I wud die
abby1029 8
lool thats sucks :P