Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
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Comments (92)
senor_octubre 24
Some things can never be unseen. Let's hope for your sake that this can be.
jerzjay 17
No chance...op is scarred for life!
sonasonic 34
OP needs some double strength brain bleach for that stain.
Steve95401 49
At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.
cari_cat 19
You have to be really optimistic to see your mom's boobs and think "At least my parents aren't splitting up"
sonasonic 34
You're not supposed to be optimistic when YOU see them.
golferman72 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How big were they?
bl865ood 17
big enough
InSultan 14
I was going to ask that lol
platypus546 24
the thirst is real
not_your_taco 15
At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon
lilpsyco 16
Boobs, preventing marriages from falling apart since the dawn of man.
echarlotte 19
Sorry you had to witness that op.
aliceablaze 16
Well it is Texas.
RedPillSucks 33
everything is bigger in texas
ZombieVampirez 24
Not everything
mexican_music 13
no, everything
Nessco 36
hahaha, too funny. I always make sure there's no way of my kids seeing, even if they were to turn around.
fluffydress 2
I think that's cute!! Good for them!!
keiNan_fml 35
at least he is not cheating.
danimal_crackerz 26
Um.. No that just proves he still has interest in her, doesn't mean he doesn't also have interest in someone else
Cads1 24
Classic parents misbehaving in front of their children. Good to see it still exists.