ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
NO NO NO
Den Haag, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh...
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
meeranda
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
peaaaak
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
madisonnkelly
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
chantelle
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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Comments (143)
tbbucs 0
your parents have sex? oh no! how the f do you think you were created?
demythri 0
sex in the bedroom is NOT the same as naked parents chasing each other around the house
brii_g 0
u do realise the fml had nothing to do with sex. u just happen to be thinking of the OPs parents having sex coz the word 'naked' was in the sentence. so FYL ^
kayvan 8
It's their house. They can do whatever they want. Time to move out OP.
a_borshunist 0
If your sex life is confined to the bedroom, you live a very boring life and should seriously consider the possibility of suicide.
lettertjes 0
ha! Your parents are awesome.
Person1233 13
Think positively. You probably went to the wrong house ;D
righttorule 0
Be grateful you walked in while he was still chasing her - after he catches her - then it gets real ugly...
bordercolliemom 0
count your blessings that your parents still love each other. it is their house and you were early.
Vargman 5
Indeed, still sort of fyl for having to see it.
karina_said 0
yeah... you could have walked in on your dad chasing your mom.. with a knife. thatd be scary.
mushoo_fml 0
When I read the last word of the FML I spit out tea.
goddamme 0
Your fault for living with your parents. Your fault for going home instead of watching a movie.
nazooer 11
Yea, because OP can't be 16 with a part time job. Agree, YDI for living at your parents house.
f4everenergy 0
nice
voveraite 7
Can't blame them, they weren't expecting you home... Perhaps next time when you get out early, call home, just in case? Or just wander a little through town? Also, if you're a man, no big deal if you saw your dad naked.
okieraider71 4
Good point #10. Can't eat breakfast after you put it that way.