ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
NO NO NO
Den Haag, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh...
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
meeranda
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
peaaaak
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
madisonnkelly
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
chantelle
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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Comments (143)
stephhh23 0
lmao!!! fyl lol
kaitlinQ 0
CREEPY
patticake1601 0
big frikken deal, parents have sex, whoopppeeeeee.
tipple 0
1. lighten up 2. how do you think you were conceived? 3. don't begrudge your parents having fun 4. lighten up Your parents sound like they're great fun - pity their kid is so uptight...
RufusCade 7
Why not do as our son did when he walked in on us in the living room? "Hey, freeze! At least until I'm in my room and have closed the door!" I just don't get why parents' sex life is such a hang up...
fmlreader2010 0
At least they're happily married...
a_borshunist 0
Where's the shudder? Yo if you never watched your parents having buttsecks on the dinner table and caught a whiff of their stank all I can say is you had an empty childhood.
angrynegro7 16
That's just your parents' subtle way of telling you to move the **** out.
Ejigantor 0
look at it this way- they are your parents, your genes are their genes; this indicates that you will have healthy sexual drive and capability for many, many years. It's a good thing.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
know what you mean... walked in on my parents while they were doing the nasty.