Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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Comments (143)
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
ohnoesnotagain 0
you have awesome parents lol
cocopuff96 0
o god I would have thrown up
killerviral 0
u should of said hey can I join in lol eeeewwww
qzamml 0
well what are you waiting for take off your clothes and jump in. its no fun playing naked tag with only TWO people...
BadPinkKitty07 0
poor OP. time to wash your brains and eyes with soap now.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
how many brains does the OP have?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... That ... That's just great. Uguhuhuhhughhghghhghhg! O_O
ReyEr9412 0
The OP should save up that workin' money and get a place of their own so they will NEVER have to see that again.
SupermanXL 3
72-agreed
z620 0
this is disturbing I'm now going to puke repeatedly
paigeatsflesh 11
bahahaahahhhahaahahahaa. that's so funny. xD ahahaha. ew
SeasonedSausage 0
Sounds like a ...threesome.
cuntwaffle 0
i think that makes op an official **** blocker
XCaLX_fml 0
sexy haha
AndreaHaha 0
ewww ahh couldn't even try to imagine my parents doing that next time just don't come home if you get off early.
lady_lindsey 0
I'm glad that they have fun and love each other a lot. I feel terrible fr you that u had to see it. keep that stuff for when the kiddies are gone and not comin home for sure! plus what if someone happened to stop over?!? awkward! here's to hoping they close the blinds!
Betz 10
For op's sake I hope they weren't playing freeze tag.
Peacewind 0
agreed. I wish my rents were still in love like that
tehamericanboy94 0
LOL at 92... Granny always gets me :(
fortyboy 0
the best parents ever
garrettjordan 0
depends if he's a guy or girl
momoimmortal 0
omg!! ew :C
ymonkey96 0
well it's a whole lot better than seeing them fighting
aiden2976 0
it would be more awesome if he had a boner too, and he had a like angry expression as she's running away.
xInMyDreams 0
that must have been a sight
charadeyouare 0
The fact that you find that to be funny both sickens and worries me.
Terwilliger 0
OHH damn
ehbabeyyyXxx 0
shit thats just down rite NASTYY im sorry op
bigi_sherman 0
third!
cookie_monster2 0
fail
Odiny147 0
27th ! ;)
KenMcGormick 0
31st
beccaishereyay 11
first!! lol ^ that's bound to piss off some of you lol
paprikacha 9
I know you're probably traumatized, OP, but I gotta laugh at this one. XD
okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
okieraider71 4
"My life is f***ed. Today I found out my parents still love each other....."
Intellectualist 0
#9 would YOU want to see your dad chasing your mum around the house naked? Would you?
Taipan_fml 0
It's unfortunate how many people take that for granted :(
clahdupe 0
TRUCKMOM, YOU'VE COMMENTED THE SAME THING 3 TIMES. WE GET IT, I PROMISE
emibear331 4
Well you know it is a little scarring to see your parents running around the house naked...
Eddie_Paints 0
Did you bang on the door yelling; Police open up!!
a_borshunist 0
Not cool man, you don't cockblock your parents. Not unless you want to get turkey slapped and anally penetrated. Which will happen to you if you don't STFU with your Victorian bullshit.
Junomeka 0
lmfao thats sucks
Roflmaaark 0
LOL this sucks XD
star_86 0
Time to move out..! You will be thinking about possible sexual acts involving your parents in every part of the house now. Yes, including your room.
MrAdventure 1
I'll bet they've done it on the couch where you watch TV, the shower, and not to mention the kitchen table, where you eat breakfast! It's time to move the hell out.