Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, I went on a date. I'm a big Disney fan, so naturally the topic came up. He said, "The only Disney movie I didn't really like was Pocahontas." I have a Pocahontas tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
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kittykittymeow 0
ydi because really...tinkerbell?
teh_ed 0
a tinkerbell tramp stamp? are you a hooker to 12 year old boys?
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flipster916 0
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strandedinalimo 0
I suggest you find a new tattoo artist. It should be very important what artist you allow to permanently mark your skin.
thehelenlouiseee 5
the thing is that with tattoos you have them forever so you will be older than 35 at some point and stuck with a Disney tattoo.
LmaoLolRofl 0
you fail for wanting a tattoo of tinkerbell. imagine how it'd look when you're 50? ridiculous
portablecupid 3
a tinkerbell tramp stamp? even if i saw that on a stripper id think it was trashy.
FYLDeep 26
Didn't her boyfriend dump her like a week ago? Something about a Tinkerbell hoodie.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Win #15 But seriously, tattoos = bad idea. Remember, when it sags, tinkerbells gonna be in your crack.
Chrystophyr 0
@15 win!
givants 0
ydi for looking like an old hag
mfmylifesrsly 30
Haha 15 wins :D
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm gonna get a Calvin and Hobbes tramp stamp. That's how you get the ladies.
Resquall 0
This. ^ Make sure he's wearing his jams.
YourEvilHero 12
I got peter pan in my pants
flotar 0
tinkerbell, really?!? I think that you should be thankin' your tattoo artist for saving you from having such a stupid tattoo
xFully_Flaredx 0
haha
beccaishereyay 11
"Today, a woman going through a mid life crisis came into my tattoo parlor. She seemed completely wasted and asked for a tinkerbell rattoo. Since our policy says we don't allow customers to be tattooed under the influence, I refused. She started ranting about how she was only 23, grabbed my tattoo gun and drew a very nice rock on her ass claiming it was tinkerbell, then posted an FML about it. FML"
srunano 4
Sounds very familiar, I think I have seen this FML about a month or two ago
sucks4Udude 3
great, the tinkerbell hoodie girl is having a mential breakdown... why... Tinkerbell? Your ass isn't going to have "magic pixie dust" on it, or is it going to look any better with a fairy as a tramp stamp. You should thank the tattoo artist, not be mad.
Mr_Saikaly 35
I totaly agree with you
DeathMetalJesus 0
15 you're my hero
nerwende_fml 0
#45 Doesn't wanna grow either?
jasmineviolette 0
thats awesome
imdeborah 0
#15, exactly I was going to say that. somebody wrote an FML about her boyfriend not liking her tinkerbell hoodie. hmm. ironic, eh?
baby_val 0
I completely agree
GeoThermalSleuth 0
You should get a picture of a Chinese Tinkerbell, Riding a Cheeta, Playing a Violin with a Knife. That would be SOOOO cool MAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Nolwen_fml 0
well a tattoo is permanent and unless you die, you'll be 35 y/o one day.
kAhlie 0
I agree w #11 that's a dumb tattoo u are not a kid anymore grow up
Felendris 0
at first I thought OP was a guy. >_>
kk2krazee 0
Lmfao @# 15... true indeed OP: go jump off a cliff
justnuggets 0
15 I remember that fml lol
mnt73 0
g
WordsOfHope 0
was thinking the same thing 15
ReyEr9412 0
Has anyone actually gone back and checked if it's the same Tinkerbell girl? Someone should.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Hey, you have a tattoo! Wai- wha-- Is that Ziggy?! Is that a Ziggy tattoo? Why do you have a Ziggy tattoo?!"
AndreaHaha 0
damn
lelanatty 0
nice one. I believe you're right.
Austino713 0
ohhhh snap!!!
betty66 3
Correction: a tinkerbell tattoo looks dumb on EVERYONE
henry214365 4
Not ridiculous but it's RECOCKULOUS
fmylife1133249 1
rawr
Odiny147 0
imagine how it would look when you are 70 or something
defaultusername 0
ouch. do they ID you for beer?
emmaa3451 11
But after 12 years it'll look really bad cause you will be 34... You wont be 23 forever. So ydi
kittykittymeow 0
ydi because really...tinkerbell?
karina_said 0
yeah.. tinkerbell... is kinda.. ghetto.
kniickles 0
110, STFU. How is Tinkerbell ghetto?!
tyheron 0
#110 looks ghetto
cuntwaffle 0
if a black gets tinkerbell on them...then tinkerbell would be black...and walt disney would melt his iceicle tank
cuntwaffle 0
did some **** face delete my comment
redsox4021 0
110 what's on your head? oh I see a piece of ratty ripped jeans wrapped around your head talk about ghetto..!?
flipster916 0
lol haha she let herself go too early
chloelovestoswim 6
i agree ^^^
freaky_farzy 0
did u still get it?
beccaishereyay 11
^ why is this girl a prostitute?
Fminetoo 0
So, you were told not to get a tattoo on your lower back? This gets the "Tramp Stamp of Approval" as an FML
claireful 4
all I could think when I read this was: a Disney tramp stamp? so wrong on so many levels.
Feklfekl2222 32
Unless it was a lady and the tramp stamp. Still really weird but slightly funny
teh_ed 0
a tinkerbell tramp stamp? are you a hooker to 12 year old boys?
bridgette5866 0
Hahahahhahahahahah thank you, thank you. That's the only reason you should have a Disney character anywhere on your body. Wait, there's actually ZERO reasons for that.
lovesexhugs 0
tinkerbell really? the tattoo artist you went too was just trying to help you out!
foolishworkerbee 0
i don't think the artist was insinuating you look older than your 23 years, but rather that you will be that age soon enough, and it will no longer look cute. instead of taking offense, you should just trust the guy and not get that tattooed on yourself. he is the professional, after all.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. YDI for being sober and not on spring break and wanting a cartoon tramp stamp. FFS, I love Hello Kitty but that doesn't make it okay for me to have her emblazoned on my lower back. Dressing like a little girl just makes you look old and ridiculous. Twenty-three turns into forty-three eventually. BTW, Tink is awful! Pouty, jealous little witch.