Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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darkangel8799 0
Way to go dad!
orphinz 3
You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.
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maddy1028 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*Facepalm*
urdirtyolduncle 15
NOICE
Epilepsy_fml 0
How in gods name is this a facepalm. Your dad is filthy. Maybe you need to get your act together and get some pictures to show him.
seanders 10
Just get a pic of a naked guy and do the same.
JacksonCampbell 9
And your pic is where...?
robotiick 12
^win
TheJester12 15
if your father is Charlie sheen then this is rather acceptable.
FckYoCOUCH 6
give that mofo an effing high five. you should be proud.
willou35_fml 13
lol
sherryl_fml 0
score 1 for dad!
baseball6917 8
WINNING!!
kendallwendall 0
soo how much didi it cost him??
Boygenius50 8
Did you at least give him a fist bump?
PutItIn 8
He tapped the screen ?
Dark_Angel003 0
totally
mrpipp 0
go. ****. yourself. ;)
Fx13mz 7
Player.
6joe9 0
no no man "playa" :p
Spaghetti7 5
How much for him?
shortstuffs23 7
he's a proud father.
dav3800 7
Is he married...?
darkangel8799 0
Way to go dad!
dallis1222 0
I agree completely
JDintheHOUSE 2
that's the funniest thing I've ever heard
aussie_gemini 5
hi mum
qwert1994 0
Dumb aussy ****.
mmccombs13 0
your gay.
aussie_gemini 5
I'm gay? thanks for letting me know. I guess I should probably come out of the closet I didn't know I was in!
minisquid 9
D-d-d-double moderation!
gc327072 31
Always in moderation. And that's how you tanqueray.
kickazz16 15
Lmfao it's only funny if he's not married haha
aussie_gemini 5
well if that's the case #75... op should go on Dr Phil and not FML
MysLys 0
This is FML, not Opera.
ammmeor 4
Oprah*
JDintheHOUSE 2
haha opera
mrpipp 0
I mean opera kinda made sense cuz if ur watching Oprah or an opera then chances are you have a ******.....
resshead 0
Lol, you have an interesting dad. Maybe you'll have a step sibling!
abceasyas123abc 12
Yuck! Don't even go there!
No_LoveMM 3
*half sibling
kingtz 6
Yes, op should have been grateful that her dad was busy making her a little brother.
poy2x 0
or sister..
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
or twins or triplets or quadrouplets or... you get where this is going
incrediblekarma 3
quintuplets?
orphinz 3
You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.
Awahso 25
I love when people refrence other FMLs
BigOrca 2
ditto 23. super funny.
sourgirl101 29
Q: How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, one to do it and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Guys talk, I guess your dad's no different. Sorry he doesn't know to keep his mouth shut to at least his daughter.
imperialtl 12
how do you know that he said this to his daughter?
daleftw 0
Because the FML states "my dad" and the gender icon is female. Duh?
mattmadden 0
Well maybe his name is Dad and she considers him hers. RIDDLE ME THAT!
jane79 0
hang over reference too funny
Poliahputz 0
Wow your angry about guys talking huh? Lol
btnhdude 0
56, does she sound mad about them talking? no, she doesn't. stupid, stupid, stupid.
ygdrassil 17
How many Tea Partiers does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!
xobarbienickkxo 4
how many women activists does it take to change a lightbulb? none they can't change anything.
mattmadden 0
Ok let's all stop before this gets out of hand. But nicely done...
BCCUBS09 0
q: how many white people does it take to screw on a light bulb? a:none that's a mexicans job
soulfulemo 0
damn...daddy's got game, huh?
FreebirdIII 1
Daddy still has game. Show him the pictures of the guys on your phone, see if he is proud of you too.