Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Oh no…
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
I've seen things…
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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okieraider71 4
Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!
dbs_fml 0
nekkid!
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kk2krazee 0
You'll be fine...shit happens
zydr8 0
You have a few options... 1: Get your own place 2: Knock first if you aren't supposed to be home yet 3: Call first if you aren't supposed to be home yet 4: Quit being a baby about your parents obviously happy marriage Oh, and kudos to righttorule, I love your comment! Made me laugh harder than the fml did! I was drinking water at the time but luckily had just swallowed before reading it, otherwise I'd have to clean water off my screen.
jacobsessed 0
great parents and role models. I wouldda thrown up on them
phuckurlyfe 0
Did they have too much FUN in the 60's like an aunt in another post?
Bresett123 0
does ur mom got a huge rack?
hedgehogs 0
(Wincing.) No one deserves that. You just don't need to know that your parents like nymph-and-satyr games.
kayvan 8
F their life for you walking in on their fun. Next time, call ahead so they know.
renia18 0
damn tht must of been weridd
cupsie89 0
wow.
kimikolovesyouu 0
um, OP 'ugh' just posted a different FML, like two days ago. so one of these (or maybe both) are probably fake...