Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, an arm fell off my only glasses. Problem is I can’t fix it, since I can barely see without actually wearing them. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting around with one-armed glasses until I find someone who isn’t half blind and can tighten a tiny screw. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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Chazzster 32
In the future, save your old glasses when you get new glasses. Even though the prescription will have changed, it’s still better than no glasses… By the way, if you have a flashlight, use that in helping you find your glasses. It helps. And when walking slide your feet so you won’t hear the “crunch” of your glasses under your foot - that is the worst sound to hear when looking for glasses. I’ve worn glasses for a very long time. By the way Lasik works if you can afford it. My wife had that and she loves it.
RichardPencil 32
Have you looked on top of your head?
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Chazzster 32
In the future, save your old glasses when you get new glasses. Even though the prescription will have changed, it’s still better than no glasses… By the way, if you have a flashlight, use that in helping you find your glasses. It helps. And when walking slide your feet so you won’t hear the “crunch” of your glasses under your foot - that is the worst sound to hear when looking for glasses. I’ve worn glasses for a very long time. By the way Lasik works if you can afford it. My wife had that and she loves it.
RichardPencil 32
Have you looked on top of your head?
Jeger 12
Got very bad eyesight, and a knack for loosing my glasses, I've turned to using my mobile phone camera - it works pretty well :)