nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP
volleyballgrrl 6
At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?
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Comments (270)
CaptainPickles72 18
It could be worse... she could've eaten something spicy beforehand. From a bad experience, I can tell you it's not fun!
chriswright1888 10
Ouch! I have braces and it hurts just when the rub my mouth sorry
changesinme 0
Did your penis went soft from all that blood loss?
wmertz15 0
How old is your gf if she has friggin braces? 13?
duhWINNING2_fml 9
YDI for dating a girl who not only sucks at ********, but has braces.
Mforce 8
AW SHIT!
Dominato 0
One Question: HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?
smittys 7
If she still wears braces she to young for you bro!!
MonGuillaume 2
Ho. Ly. Shit.
SamLiveFree_77 9
HIS gf could have been a teen or an adult with braces. My Uncle was 40 when he got his braces. Stupid people commenting how the gf was to young if she had braces. Go speak to a ******* orthodontist and let them explain to you that YES OLDER people can have braces!!