Tarlachia
United States
Today, I must've misinterpreted the waitress when she said, "First come, first served." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
VHBJ
Charlotte, United States
Pranked
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Anonymous
Spearwood, Australia
Get on with it
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
The customer is always an ass
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Target
United States
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
pizza girl
Nettleton, United States
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Lauren
Miami, United States
Lost and found
Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
RebekahBrooke
United States
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Anonymous
Near the knuckle
Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML
isuckasawaitress
Singapore
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Actually, I didn't submit that. Mine was: "Today I tried to show Elsa my royal endowment. She laughed and sang, "Its funny how some distance makes everything seem small..."
Ashamed_Sister 60
It was written by vsus98.
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junjunbun 28
HAH, that's actually pretty funny, well done!
Tarlachia 33
Actually, I didn't submit that. Mine was: "Today I tried to show Elsa my royal endowment. She laughed and sang, "Its funny how some distance makes everything seem small..."
holyshmolly 13
Shhh...just take the credit. Jk. Good on you for your honesty.
Ashamed_Sister 60
It was written by vsus98.
vsus98 22
Yeah :(
_Adog2645 24
Yea, they all sucked ass. You guys should let us submit pictures to caption.
notsoanonymous3 20
It's great because it's Grey's Anatomy
ShotaSammy 17
And let us tell you how stupid the caption is instead of only having "well spotted"
cootiequeen4444 11
I see a car (I think that's a car. I see an antenna sticking out), a bunch of people standing around (most laughing or having that 'im making myself laugh but I don't know why besides every one else is laughing' look) and a dude with a camera. I don't see how a waitress fits into this. Though to be honest, even from what I can tell from the photo, I don't really understand it. Besides it really does look like something inappropriate was going on... which basically made joke options all oriented about dick pics and the ilk. So yeah, there was nothing to really spot. They all weren't very good. not even gonna make an excuse for mine. No matter what you chose it would be like marketing a busted bar stool as a piano bench. I would have pulled the whole thing and then posted an apology journal about an "awful technical blip" that deleted it and it was such a shame because there were SO many good submissions.
vsus98 22
You must be fun at parties.
kangasfwa 20
I think a "Nah" option would be great
cuz803 46
I love the typical rubbish captions!