poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
James
How could you forget?
Today, I realised that my birthday was yesterday. I was so busy with my painting work that I completely forgot. I realised when I got messages from friends in the USA, wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously timezones? FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
India
Homesick
Today, it's my birthday, the first one in my college life. No one knew, and no one wished me. It’s fine, I guess. But as I sat alone in my room, I could hear laughter and cheers from hall they were celebrating someone else’s birthday. I tried not to care, but deep down, I felt little envious, and a little lonely. FML
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I_Suck_At_Life 0
I think you need a bbbiiiiiiggg hug. *Hug!* Happeh Birthday! <3333 #1 #2 #3 #5 #6 =)
lexxi_fml 0
maybe a surprise party is around the corner?
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I_Suck_At_Life 0
I think you need a bbbiiiiiiggg hug. *Hug!* Happeh Birthday! <3333 #1 #2 #3 #5 #6 =)
thatoneguy347 0
too bad this was written at 6:46 am
imperialtl 12
Good one
sayyestothedress 24
It wasn't written at 6:46 AM, it was published at that timw
swimmin_diva 0
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
crazyme123 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! a bit late.... >< haha ur not the only one
lil_ham1644 29
Happy birthday to you, you live in a shoe, you look like a donkey, aaaaaand you smell like one too!
lexxi_fml 0
maybe a surprise party is around the corner?
PhysOptGuy 0
We have the same birthday. what are the chances this happened to me on the exact same day?
HuDanny 0
Blah it's by 18th birthday soon... and my parents want to me to throw a huge party... FUCKKK! lolz... ur lucky... oh well ima get a shitload of cash out of it :P
farsidee 0
HA THAZZZ GGGRREEEATTTZZ!!! Dick.
saffire89 0
awwwwwwwwwww sucks
ellee24 0
Happy Birthday! :)
Pinkolulooo 0
Wait, your That person who run over a dog on FML -- OMG
bill599 0
same happened to me on 4/12... it hurts, doesn't it? @17 - no, we're not lucky. at all.