Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
xshyguyx 0
so what did you learn about drinking and driving? hopefully enough not to get caught doing it again!
humorizer 14
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I believe DUI is drugs.
naneppi 0
DUI stands for "driving under [the] influence". It could be either alcohol or drugs, but I think alcohol is more common. Also, they could've found out the OP was drunk right away with a breathalyzer, whereas it'd probably take longer to confirm that she was in fact on drugs.
SarahBearXoX 0
technically, alcohol is a drug.
vballerlover07 0
Haha. So many people don't like you, Mackenzie Cain.
je_tdwp 4
Words cannot describe how much of a fail this OP is. Hope you two last because it sounds like a match made in heaven!
ilovemydog98 8
Actually, alcohol isn't a drug. It's a depresant and an addictive drink.
aj2711 10
Depressant is a type of drug if I'm not mistaken
lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
blastvortex 4
Ditto. Also, do both us and yourself a favor... restrain yourself from having kids.
flyinmysoup 0
i agree, pretty damn romantic!
CaptaiNiLL 0
idiots shouldn't breed
KissMyButtocks 6
A match made in PRISON!!!
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
imperfectclarity 0
^ my thoughts exactly!!
lette4life959 10
Whoop whoop!! ;D
mikepzz 27
You don't need to be drunk to get a DUI. You can get a driving under the influence charge if there's any legal or illegal narcotics, even prescription meds in your system that impair your ability to operate a vehicle. My boss has a DUI on his license shortly after recovering from a fractured spine and was driving after taking pain meds.
douchbaggins 0
Great minds think alike.
TheLynx_fml 20
And idiotic ones too
Salavis 0
so were you also drunk? or just stupid?
BBeffedmylife 28
Probably both!
Tikwichka 5
I hope you lose your license, idiot. YDI
_RobotInDisguise 0
Why on earth would you panic and be in such a rush to bail him out you run a red light? What exactly did you think was going to happen to him in the, say, ten minutes extra it would have taken you to crive there carefully? YDI for being an idiot.
kimilei 0
I agree. If your boyfriend was made into someone's bitch in those extra minutes it would have taken you to stop at the red light, then he deserved it for driving under any kind of influence. Either way, YDI. Did you really think we would take pity on you?
caticaticati 3
Yeah, jail isn't even where all the horrible stuff happens. My ex was in jail overnight a couple times (there's a damn good reason he's my ex) and he was 5'2" and 115 lbs and didn't end up anybody's bitch. Your boyfriend would have been fine, you dumb ass.
AmeOwl 0
Agreed. What on Earth could make you think running a red light was okay? Basically, between that and the drunk driving you were extra determined to kill someone tonight. I hope you and your boyfriend plow yourselves into a tree before someone innocent has to pay the price for your selfishness.
Hoozen 0
you just wished 2 ppl died what an asshole
eATT 0
You were stupid, or stupid drunk. Eitherway, YDI.
_Noon_ 0
True love ♥ No, not really.
24788 7
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Sue for entrapment. They had your boyfriend forcing you to drive. It's the only way in America.
Shady_R 0
Its called a cab or a friend or leaving your deadbeat b/f there because only losers drink and drive