Today, I was on a date, and I mentioned that I'm divorced, he was fine with that. I said I have two kids, he was fine with that. I mentioned the youngest is autistic, he was not fine with that, got up, and left so fast saying he wants nothing to do with kids like that. I was left with the bill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, assuming he'd be okay with it, I brought my two kids with me on a first date, as I didn't want to pay for child care. My date made me pay for the kids' meals and my own, then blocked my number afterwards. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML
Today, my date asked how many kids and baby daddies I had. When I responded neither because I'm not like that, he didn't believe me and left. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a guy who seemed perfect in every way possible. That is until he started mentioned how children are a deal-breaker for him. I had to break it to him that I have a 14 month old daughter. He actually had the balls to ask if I'd ever consider foster care. Seriously, dude? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML
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OfficialMrD 3
Except for the bill… he did you a favor. He wasnt ready for that and its ok if somebody isnt ready. The leaving you with the bill wasnt cool at all. He could have handled it better.
RichardPencil 32
I hate to say it, but he is normal and you are exceptionally courageous. It would be easy to call him a coward, but he is just avoiding a very difficult life.
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RichardPencil 32
I hate to say it, but he is normal and you are exceptionally courageous. It would be easy to call him a coward, but he is just avoiding a very difficult life.
OfficialMrD 3
Except for the bill… he did you a favor. He wasnt ready for that and its ok if somebody isnt ready. The leaving you with the bill wasnt cool at all. He could have handled it better.
blargerpanda 13
my step-daughter is definitely autistic and I regret nothing.
sixxis 7
You need to lead with your kid’s condition before going on a date, it’s a serious commitment to make and not everyone is ready, you’re doing a disservice to the both of you by holding back on mentioning it