Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
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Attacksloth 33
Use it next time you're trying to get into a club. "Where's your ID?" *points at forehead "Don't worry, I'm already a member."
trucker2 33
Got you a little Peter out there and in the sun..... Hmmm
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Comments (21)
anthonydpalm 18
Wow what a.........dick-head I'll show myself out
junjunbun 28
Lol, I'd like to see that, especially considering I know how bad the heat is here.
NightKat 25
Id kill for a nice breezy summer like that! Texas gets to be 90F(32C)-120F (48C) from April to October
trucker2 33
Got you a little Peter out there and in the sun..... Hmmm
Attacksloth 33
Use it next time you're trying to get into a club. "Where's your ID?" *points at forehead "Don't worry, I'm already a member."
Cathrin 26
YDI. Sunglasses don't cover your cheeks.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Might want to check the experation date on your sunscreen mate. Or remember to reapply often..
hellobobismyname 24
Why? The sunscreen obviously worked.
Phantomsnake 10
You're going to be more respected now with a dick on your face.
ssnow_fml 20
Gotta love tan lines... especially unintentional ones
Yarecho 14
Say hi to pewdiepie for me!
Lukie111 10
Hahaha den e fett seg