Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
missmirror
United Kingdom
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
shinra
Freaky...
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Good Parenting?
Columbia, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Niles
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
MereLewis95
United Kingdom
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
inalotofpain
United States
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.
Pleonasm 36
Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!
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Comments (133)
darkcosinus 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Go pee in her shoes )
graffitied_love 20
Yes, that's the mature thing to do
princessmollysue 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I can't ... I just ..... SMH
Posthuman 26
Even though I usually go to the extreme...that's just wrong. On so many levels.
brittanyrmh_ 12
OP's not a dog
MormonPornstar 7
50 - How do you know?
jojimugo 20
55. Really ?
klovemachine 24
He/she must get revenge somehow. Peeing in her shoes is a great idea; it's better than a beat down :O
muzy 23
Here is a crazy idea. Why don't you just wake up an hour before she does and wake her up in the same manner?Turnabout is fair play, right?
Tuffay 14
Take pictures of her Boobies while she is sleeping... You could even sell them at school for some money!!! Win/Win
muzy 23
96- not really....
efrainelboricua 12
I believe 96 was referring to a past fml where a kid sold those kinds of pics of his mom in school
minzzy 8
i think op is doing something wrong for the mom to do that. going to pee in mommy's shoes would just make op seem like an ungrateful child.
egghead1280 6
Ya wanna take a dump in mother maggies shoes? Lets go take a dump in mother maggies shoes
iMuffinKat 16
My dad did that to my brother and me too, OP.
Pleonasm 36
Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!
timjones 8
Water has no smell.
rsunshine2020 13
2. Even when you say it with such optimism.. It seems horrible.
Jeterforever 3
My dad has done that to me before. I just made him wash and dry my sheets. I got over it.
MDTeddy 13
I would then put a lock on my door and lock my door every night.
Pleonasm 36
Well, 27, water we supposed to do, if not be optimistic about these kinds of things? At least he can take the lemons that life gives him now, and make a nice, cool lemonade this way ;)
rsunshine2020 13
Excuse me for looking at the glass half empty.. it sounds better than a half FULL glass being dumped on me :)
ebdeadaccount 11
What the hell? Where the **** is your respect for your father?
cdsg23 15
Oh you're punny today...
ebdeadaccount 11
Woops I accidentally left out to say that that comment was at 28
laden_swallow09 35
Doesn't matter, 91. Respect has nothing to do with that.
Jeterforever 3
91 **** you. That does not mean I do not disrespect my father. I respect him more than anyone else.
BriannaRWatson 13
Refreshing? I think I'd cry if my husband did that to me lol.
boofgall 16
My stepmom used to wake me up by throwing a cup of ice-cold water on me if I didn't respond the first time. ._.
Liamj774 36
63 your step mom is not a good duck
PeteyPablo12308 20
She sounds fun!
MormonPornstar 7
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xx000o 27
For once try to get up earlier than her and then see how she likes it.
Accuraxy 10
Your mom sounds pretty fun:) I would do a prank back at her if I were you.
onlychildFTW 34
Op should Try waking his mom up that way and see how she likes it.
Accuraxy 10
Haha :) That would teach her a good lesson.
brohamas16 7
Worst way to wake up
MrSassypants 34
I once woke up tied up in chair in a warehouse in Columbia packed with tons of cocaine and a knife held to my neck; it was awesome, so, I agree that getting splashed in the face with ice cold water is the worst way to wake up.
Welshite 40
I think you had that coming to you Mr.SassyPants. You gave the wrong drug dealer too much sass.
MrSassypants 34
He deserved it. He got my deal wrong. Coca-cola is what I asked for and when I said I wanted a ton of it I was exaggerating my thirst.
Welshite 40
So you asked a dealer for coca-cola? That's probably the street name for some new powerful narcotic. You should have known better.
MrSassypants 34
You're right. I should go apologize to him for killing him. I'll say it was an accident or something. I'm sure he'll understand.
Welshite 40
You mean you haven't apologized yet? Shame on you...
marxistbkly 3
You could wake up dead.
MrSassypants 34
If I apologized to him while he had a knife to my neck, I would have died MrSissypants. So instead I did the only thing logical and started crackin' on his momma. I then escaped somehow and somehow gained control of the knife and killed him. I should apologize for the mom jokes too, huh? I will. His mother is actually a nice lady.
Welshite 40
I don't doubt that Yo' Momma jokes were the correct response. However, your escape method seems a little vague. Are you sure the Expendables didn't bail you out?
MrSassypants 34
No...... I give credit to no one but myself. Why? BECAUSE!
SammyS2012 21
Hey at least now you don't have to take a shower, right?
wellfuuucckme 7
^ You don't take showers often now do you e.e *gives a bar of soap * no go wash ya ass
perdix 31
Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.
Inheritance 10
Ice cold water makes you pee yourself though. Though your idea is just as good, getting 2nd degree burn.
MaydayParadexx 18
No, 36, it doesn't. Dipping someone's fingers into warm water while they're asleep makes them pee themselves.
meganfoxissexy 0
Seriously!? That's awesome I never knew that. Have you tried it??
Inheritance 10
Oops my bad thought it was the other way around. Thumb me down I deserve it.
iamzikang 17
Insanity wolf is that you ?
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
58 - The warm water bowl trick works like a charm! It's also hilarious and nefarious...
Andrei I 9
and she would only have to do it once
samasara 20
When I read this I immediately sang ice ice baby.
TheRealRCP 0
I would love that.