Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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Top comments
geekpowerwtf 0
WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!
maddy14 0
Nice one.......
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Comments (195)
maddy14 0
Nice one.......
weewee1 0
he was transferring his embarrassing fart into you.
okieraider71 4
In Texas, a big wet fart is how they say "Howdy".
Keyman1212 14
"Love the gas Meg, LOVE THE GAS!!"
stro88 6
Nothing like a sweet fragrance to enhance the mood. Sure beats those smelly candles lol.
TheRealHouse 7
If you light them on firethey don't smell as bad
seanders 10
Honestly, if a girl did that when I kissed her, I'd just laugh and kiss her again. Everybody farts, and I really don't understand what the big deal is. I don't give a **** if you're the leader of my country, I'm not holding it in just for your sake. Wherever you may be, let the wind blow free!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
love is in the air
Twisted_Reality 5
Well said #30 and although some guys like a girl that is comfortable enough to fart around them, ripping a big fart during your first kiss could either ruin the relationship or be a funny story to tell the children.
JessiRoxx 0
like!
jayfish7 0
A big ass fart? As opposed to a big mouth fart or a small-ass fart?
Nekro_kat 1
Lmao! FYL!
latinking13 8
Wow you making texas look bad
pinkpolarbear 8
Did you call safety?
kiwiwirox 0
.•*•.•*•.well duh theres pussy farts too yuh now she could have quifed and the smell would come out her ******!!!! then it would go straight to their nose.•*•.•*•.
maddy14 0
Sexy babe
Glitterhinoceros 14
83, do you have some sort of mental condition?...
faithxoxox 1
83, they don't smell. .-. It's air, not methane.
hahalaughing 0
yes dumbass.
maddy14 0
Really
scrapmetal58 9
Was it a squishy fart or a wet fart?
thebadmanpuntedb 7
Wait you don't know the story behind the Lockness monster?? what!?
JurassicHole 5
Damn you Taco Bell! Damn you to Hell with your delicious food and it's explosive after effects! Damn you!
purpleninjaa 0
40 - yes they fart dumbass. Are we not normal ? Farting is a natural thing. Gross , but natural.
purpleninjaa 0
128 - WTF is the difference ?
Stallion91 6
Some imagination
Reno119 0
Thank god it wasn't a nasty mouth fart instead of an ass one
promarkchris 6
whenever I see big-ass 'x' I always mentally put the hyphen one word to the right
WIZchild 0
Welcome to TEXAS??
ohSNAPyall 27
64 if you're gonna say that, you should at least link the xkcd comic it came from
mango260 9
it's natural!
bawlerr75 9
Even when yuur about to kiss a guy yuu have liked ? -__-
mango260 9
yep! it's better to let it out than keep it in!!!
geekpowerwtf 0
WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!
trumancassady 0
I think some fmls are fake
yazmi_09 3
Farting is weird?
Emma Marshall 19
No but at that exact time it is weird to fart
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Ohhh, myyy. o -o;;
FhIsLif3 5
I could'nt imagine this happening to mee. must have suckedd.. -__-
jedielf 23
No more "pull my finger" jokes for you, then.
Elphieba 4
Its touch my lips.
deviable 9
Ahh, the stink of love.
Mario5491 5
no I am pretty sure thats ass ur smellin
deviable 9
Ass, love, same thing really.
bloodypanda 0
especially if that ass is your husband o.o
Scrts 3
Either you've pushed that one out the 'gates' or you're ****** in your ass every day, so you don't feel when it comes...
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
The possibilites are endless.
skyttlz 32
I've had farts randomly fly out...
Jollymanroper 1
I don't understand how you cannot hold it in lol. and what #9 said lmao
HannahLouise96 13
Something's certainly in the air, but it ain't love.
mrlopez 13
this comment is ftw
CryMoreFMLs 15
Every time you breathe in, you snort dead people.