Anonymous
France
Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
ihateloopholes
Beirut, Lebanon
Weirdo
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
swervelol
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
The simple life
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Mojo0608
London, United Kingdom
Dude, gross!
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
yeah_im_mad_bro
Canada
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Anonymous
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
WhyIHateTeachers
Ormond Beach, United States
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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Damius 0
To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.
ndvorsky 4
she is not a parent
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Comments (46)
Tygastyle 0
this one is stupid. go get really fat and come back on here with an interesting one
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Be happy for him then, you horrible, selfish person.
cygnusx1991 0
You have to be an idiot. do you have any idea how bad a 10 year old's poetry is? Anyone can tolerate 1 In a contest designed to make the kid feel good but all the time??
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
Why on Earth has almost everyone criticized OP like this? She probably WAS happy for him! Sure the first couple of poems were cute, but after SOME amount of time wouldn't become AT LEAST agitating??? I get this FML isn't too bad, but less serious FMLs have gotten better comments than this. And FML community, what's with the higher FML votes and most negative comments...doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Either people have had a bad day, jumped on the band wagon, or this was a joke and it went over my head.
maitressekatje 0
Seconding #5. Grow the **** up, OP.
lifepwns 0
lol
crashdevil666 0
LMAO just do the same with him
Damius 0
To be honest, I suck ****. Sorry.
Rande 0
If this is all you have to worry about in life I think you are going to be just fine. save the space on this board for someone who actually can say "**** My life" all you should really be saying is "my life isnt so bad"
theguy0000 0
how is this an fml? get over it.
esseyeeyeell 0
Not funny. Not FML.
cantelopenipples 0
thats the worst fml i have ever heard.