Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
Today, a blind guy asked me out, but since I'm already in a relationship I politely declined, saying, "Sorry, I'm already seeing someone." FML
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Top comments
HKCgrimmjow 15
I bet he was blindsided by that!
lachy15 15
Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.
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Comments (99)
HKCgrimmjow 15
I bet he was blindsided by that!
TeamKelly 10
Irony always seems to find a way.
friedpwnadge 25
He should have seen it from the boyfriend's point of view.
DefiningDivine 13
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gotaplanstan 28
I wonder if his name is Matt Murdock.
Wizardo 34
Remember that love is blind, seems like comment decency is too....
hugozac88 22
I bet he didn't see that coming
jujubeef 10
extremely punny dude!
Remington1619 3
That is blinding ironic!
kriz_allizwell 6
Looks like you can't see eye to eye with your dad on that one ....
raheelyo 5
I think you should visually impair your dad.
thebaddayblues 3
Your mom is visually impaired after last night.
MilkyFilmz 26
Next time remember to get the mouth not the eyes
Mjwnenrjs 17
I think the second comment is funnier than the first. Public opinion seems to differ. Maybe I'm weird
justinemalang1 14
What the ****? Why would you even say that?
lachy15 15
Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.
whiplash2289 19
Probably because he couldn't see a way out of that situation.
unixdude 9
Comedy Gold right there folks. If you didn't chuckle a bit, you are probably dead.
Crometer 23
I don't blame your dad for laughing, but at the same time he shouldn't have been so rude.
DefiningDivine 13
How did you not see this coming?
Verst 16
You look familiar.
MilkyFilmz 26
She did just not her boyfriend
MY_FML_MOMENTS 6
that's ****** up !
scarface90 8
Sounds like something Peter Griffin would do with Meg in one of those flashbacks
missdodd 6
bahaha!
SirTalkaton 22
You're dad sounds like a peach. At least he didn't make a blind person joke.
tiernang 21
A peach? I've never heard that used like that before...
CharresBarkrey 16
Because he bruises easily? I don't get it.
BlowinChronic 18
Ugh i can't stand people that are peaches. They're such assholes.
whatsurexcuse 2
He should just check out himself