Tamps
United Kingdom
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Anon.
United States
Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
and you're not with me because...???? no i'm kidding. kinda. but NO, i am.
chyeahbro 0
ydi because you've been dating for 10 years
imortal20 0
#58 shutup they could have started dating young
gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
tatertots8 0
yup
Kat_MS 0
Well, on the bright side - at least you know she's less likely to be the type to blow you up if you ever forget an anniversary :P
Stephen_Sanders 0
What else did she get you?
Inkspell 2
hah! maybe he's saying..10 years since first date..but not 10 years since wedding? lol. idk :[ i don't know how it works, i'm too young.
Bladian 5
It says GIRLFRIEND, you colossal idiot.
Biscuit_fml 0
But Europe IS better than America :)
ByFender_fml 0
Afterwards, it's a sign : She wants you to guide her...but obviously, you just want to watch some TV...
davidtheday 0
Also in Europe there is more tolerance for cheating, and in some cultures and countries it's accepted as a way of life. Let's the people get their rocks off and still have a stable relationship. Though, most divorces in America stem from finances. This is because women are more independent in America, whereas in Europe the male figure usually handles all of that stuff.
firstworldissues 0
For one, maybe they haven't gotten married because they mutually agree they don't want to, freakshows. Now that that's out of the way, I still think you deserved it. My boyfriend and I *always* discuss a price range before gift holidays so this awkwardness and disappointment doesn't happen.
casanova_fml 0
seriously....bad taste in gifts. last thing you ever want to get your girlfriend of 10 years is a nice TV. do you really want annother excuse for her to sit on the couch and get fat? on the other hand. its 10 years. she got you something useless...tho possibly necessary if you constantly stumble home late and can't find your keys. You got her something for yourself. Sounds like a rewarding relationship.
d_dh2310 0
ahahaha omg a flashlight! i'm so glad someone cleared that up with a comment :)