AwesomePGnarles
United States
Lonesome
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Big_gulps_huh
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Shy guy
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Anonymous
Dunning-Kruger effect
Today, I tried to impress my boss with my knowledge of a subject and ended up sounding like a complete idiot. FML
Coquette
United States
Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
DBZ
United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Round Lake, United States
Joker brain
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Nadaz
Charlotte, United States
What's worse?
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Top comments
Kat_MS 0
Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)
UnleashedKilla1 4
Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.
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NotoriousMandog 0
Seriously? Get out of your hole. I'm obsessed with learning, but not being social just blows seriously. First you should just hang out with friends, and then try to integrate your group with another group that contains females, just talk normally and BOOM!.... you'll eventually get it.
icall_BS 0
Are you saying that you're obsessed with learning and have no social life? Wow and you're telling the OP to get out of the whole.
Kat_MS 0
Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)
rebeccajoy 0
haha um I'm my bf's first serious relationship he just turned 21 wanna know what I bought him for his birthday optimus prime, he slept with it the first night, I love my boyfriend even tho he knows more about transformers then girls, you should see his room covered with transformers!!!
UnleashedKilla1 4
Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.
raz_berri93 16
including us girls :P we really don't know what we want... most of the time :)
Sure_Thing 0
Hey, I've had a girlfriend for a year and a half, and I can barely name three transformers, and yet I still find myself in the same situation as you. The only thing you need to know is that if she doesn't like Transformers, she can move the hell on.
dhooks111490 8
^^ forever alone
stainedsugar 0
I'm secretly wondering if you're my ex-boyfriend because he was just like you. I swear he could write his ******* thesis on Transformers history, all the way back to the original cartoon episodes when the "all-spark" didn't exist.
Kat_MS 0
@8 And people wonder why some women have such low self esteem...I personally think its great when someone is confident in themselves.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
haha girls suck i should know, i am one but agreed, you need to find someone who appreciates your wonderful dork qualities. seriously, you are a MASTER at transformers! who wouldn't seriously be impressed?!?! (no sarcasm in that) it's cute!
almost_lover24 1
I agree wholeheartedly with this comment. And I'm a girl and I LOVE Transformers. I'd date you any day :)
Rainbowsareshiny 0
ohh and 12 is right. no one's knows how to talk to women, everyone's different and well people are just so damn confusing so no worries =]
greenfairy_fml 0
that's ok, I know more about the history of DC comics than I do about talking to men.
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
You have a Main Man?
jamiecakes 0
just find a girl that likes transformers as much as you do and youll have plenty to talk about :)
Pandacake 0
I'm a girl and I'd love to talk to you. I know far too much about Transformers myself and have no one to discuss it with. D: Social skills, who needs them?