Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Incubuss 0
It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.
configurator 0
Space pianos FTW
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configurator 0
Space pianos FTW
iKaite 0
Did it make you feel like a candle in the wind?
liveBabylon 0
ahahah Aww a candle in the wind :( It's O.K maybe tonight you'll get more then you think ;)
dukain94 0
I am missing the point here.. a pink elton john shirt?! Win.
RubixMonkey 0
I guess you can ask the question, "Can you feel the love tonight?"
phiniusmaster 0
Social Norms FTW lmao
leiziueyes 0
does anyone know where I can find that shirt? I REALLY want it!
amazingkate 0
yeah, i have a feeling that shirt is worth more than 5 bucks.
happyhak 5
Shes a woman, OP, what do you expect?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
If it was the GF giving a great gift and the BF with the shitty gift, pretty sure everyone would be flooding the comments about the boyfriend being an ,'a-hole', or 'fyl'.
cocainewhore 30
The shirts for sale here for £25 so it's worth a lot more than $5
Kittiecat511 14
I guess u can say he has been "blessed" with such a wonderful shirt.
awoodenhouse 0
HAHAHAHAHA most thoughtful gf ever. revenge: strangulation by necklace
pwner64 0
why is it almost half the posters are psycotic
bberg01 5
it's the thought that counts:)
lenkab123 0
yupp. agreed
Incubuss 0
It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.
LoveDemon 19
yes ... true . Even a 5 $ shirt given with love is a great gift .
Nex_Iuguolo 0
I believe that thoughts are that you're a pussy.
yupitssoph 18
Seriously are you ******* kidding me I would LOVE to get that shirt
Jess_Love 0
get over it. so she didn't buy you something expensive, does that really mean you're life if ******? i think not.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Exactly. I hate how people are so materialistic! Do you like the shirt? Was it thoughtful? Did it mean something? Does she have to spends $1000 for her to prove her love? I do see how it would be annoying to spend 400 and get 5 in return but hey, maybe she doesn't have the money. Oor she could repay you in other ways ;)
oh_dee 0
my thoughts exactly. not everybody can afford a $400 necklace. i know i could barely afford a $5 dollar t-shirt. really, it is the thought that counts. she didn't have to buy anything for you!
somebodyshy 0
come on, that shirt is awesome! FHL for getting a necklace she'll never wear but feels too guilty to get rid of!
frankienajera 0
2 years and you have not proposed? obviously she is trying to tell you something with the pick elton john shirt. Survey says "Gay!"
awoodenhouse 0
survey says you're a dumbass
arsenalfcboy 6
You're kidding me, right? Propose after 2 years? Who proposes after 2 years???
thekraken 0
I like elton john.
genki008 0
girlfriend FTW
BurnDammit 0
Oh god,OP,you want too much :/ Atleast she remembered and gave you something. She might also be struggling with money.I might of clicked 'FYL' if she'd be a milionare.
GreenHacker 0
lol, I like OP's name.