Tamps
United Kingdom
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Anon.
United States
Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
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Comments (71)
Kingbreezy04 10
Ahh..The gift that keeps on giving
hiflier1012 3
Europe is pretty awesome because England has Doctor Who!
cloud175 6
It's the thought that counts! :D
DoNotEnter 5
I'm just glad the US isn't full of elitist people and socialist policies. **** that shit.
DoNotEnter 5
If for nothing else, get married for tax benefits in addition to love. Why the hell not?
Mforce 8
10th?! Maybe it shoulda been a dinner and a proposal, with a TV.
SkoomaKi 28
Take back the TV, she obviously didn't put enough thought in your gift.
klumzy0123456789 6
maybe it was a hint?? keyring....ring. duhh if she's still with you after 10 years she wants to get married
BenTaz 7
Why do people place suck relationship value in material things ? If you need to show your love with material things, you have serious issues.
LovelyGirl9 0
You've been with your girlfriend for 10 years? Get her a ring not a TV!