Tamps
United Kingdom
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Anon.
United States
Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
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zebrapattern 6
ten year and she's still your girlfriend......
Ikushka 3
that is what i thought as well
labanana_fml 5
Here's an Idea , If it's you tenth anniversary , maybe it should be i don't know , a wedding ring, just a suggestion!!
labanana_fml 5
maybe 5-7 years into the realashonshop, bit 10? noo
kjolley 0
what's wrong with being married after two years it just depends on the couples feelings I guess haha
kittykat52810 0
I am a girl and I have seen plenty of ***** ruin my Guy friends lives.
49ersfan174 0
wow. people these days. You know you don't always have to expect something in return when u give a gift. you could give it just to make the other person feel better and be glad u have the opportunity to have someone to give something to also it should make you feel good that you did something nice for a change. stop being so selfish and give once in a while without an expectation of getting something back.
fudgesicle 6
America sucks balls. The residents are fat slobs and the tourists are morons. there are WAY too many religious people there also. I have NOTHING against being religious, but I despise people who go door to door... the list goes on...
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
k99 5
I guess she wouldn't think you would get her such a gift. For the 10 year thing I get how she would be annoyed. My older brother and his girlfriend have been dating for the last 12 years, their 28 now. I would've dumped a guy like that years ago so I wouldn't be surprised if that girl broke up with My bro but she seems happy with it. You should look into getting married though