Tamps
United Kingdom
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Anon.
United States
Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
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JuJuBeeSunshine 0
I would have given him the finger 7 years sooner!
GenericUsername1 4
Of course you would because you're a ******* bitch.
Elula 0
I'm gonna have to agree with almost everyone else here. Ten years without even being engaged is pretty sad.
kayykatastrophii 0
Wow, #16 is bitter. I would NEVER cheat, thank you very much, and furthermore, part of the reason for marriage is because I'm Christian, and the Bible says no living alone before marriage. Anyways, although that's a bit of a blow, you have to realize that love isn't about material items. Besides, like someone said, she may be annoyed that you haven't proposed to her yet.
Lauaries8 16
You're ridiculous
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #45 I doubt anyone would be with him for that long. He sounds like a real charmer.
MasterBiss 0
Its been 10 years and your not married yet?... No wonder you got jack shit.
AnneFTW 17
Completely agree with #4. Why have you been going out with her for the past 10 years? If you love her marry her (like I'm sure she's hoping for), otherwise stop wasting her time.
evg_fml 0
lol!!!
AnnaSeptic 0
hahahaha nice.
1234five 0
Is your username referring to tampons... ur strange. oh yea and ur gf is a BIATCHHHH
Synnie 0
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