Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
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anaphaseii 0
Well....I mean.... This is gonna be harsh, but I'd be pretty disappointed if my boyfriend proposed to me like that. It's supposed to be romantic, you know? This just doesn't ...sparkle?... enough. I don't know. Maybe she was hitting the refresh key. Try again later?
elemenopyqrstuv 0
why the hell wouldn't you JUST get her the ring if she already had an external HD???
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Comments (134)
_Nick_ 0
That's just cold-hearted....
nightslayer 6
Not really, if she didn't want to be engaged then she can say no
zykrithium 22
#132 is right, but I'd like to add that you can never have too many external hard drives.
kwbuzz23wk 0
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thats why you never give a woman the option...
madgrinchhatter 12
That's called rape
byork 0
Was it a 1TB external HD? :D
iampunk 0
^ Has a point. That's a lot of space. And cash.
stevenish 0
You can never have too much storage space, are you still with her?
Jaywin 3
I second #3 a 1 TB would be pretty ****. Also, I laughed at your execution of the proposal. Sorry, man.
Kingcc 0
aha **** :) epic win bro
z_vet 0
Geek girl! You're lucky man, stop whining!
elemenopyqrstuv 0
why the hell wouldn't you JUST get her the ring if she already had an external HD???
anaphaseii 0
Well....I mean.... This is gonna be harsh, but I'd be pretty disappointed if my boyfriend proposed to me like that. It's supposed to be romantic, you know? This just doesn't ...sparkle?... enough. I don't know. Maybe she was hitting the refresh key. Try again later?
FriesWithASideOf 0
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Wow, stuck up? Be grateful you had the chance to get married
definecrazy 0
Huh. You should've proposed properly, though.
Lolrus 0
agree with # 7. If she already had an external HD then why did u get her one ? If u would've just gotten her the ring then she wouldnt have to choose. lol.