Tamps
United Kingdom
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Nickolas Neffster
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Anon.
United States
Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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gray089 0
maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.
cradle6 13
^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.
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Comments (71)
Steffi 26
Was it made from gold?
jessie0021 4
after 10 years you should have gotten a ring not a TV.....id say it wasn't a smart move.
Kade20 4
Did you steal it? And do you guys smoke crack? Those are a good combo. For crack. Lol
lexiepullen 7
Maybe it's because after 10 years you still haven't proposed. Don't feel sorry for you.
sarah123456888 2
10 years wow!
bgdkmcgee 10
Carry that torch, buddy! Lol! Next time but her a bowling ball or something.
NalySaurus 4
I guess I can see why you haven't proposed yet.
Mailman2121 15
It's funny to see all those Americans insulting OP because he hasn't proposed yet. People aren't marriage-freak in every country. In a lot of places it's not that important to be married - most of my friends have had girlfriends for years, some have kids, yet only a few got married. And even in cultures where it's considered an important thing, a lot of people will make the choice of not getting married. Maybe you shouldn't be that judgemental.
sonasonic 34
what's that? a refund you say? why not keep the TV for yourself instead?!
smithersmaster 13
after ten years you would think the present would be an engagement ring not a tv... wtf...