Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a strand of dental floss stuck in my teeth. The only thing that hurts more than my mouth is the irony. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the most excruciating pain in my jaw. No dentist that takes my insurance has any openings, and the one doctor I can see to get antibiotics isn’t in. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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Top comments
UselessWeeaboo 14
Why were you biting your toothbrush in the first place?
AssExecutor 6
Well, at least you will have dental insurance? Hahaha
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Comments (8)
UselessWeeaboo 14
Why were you biting your toothbrush in the first place?
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
Maybe a vibrating toothbrush that hit the right spot??
julfunky 29
You should be moving your TOOTHBRUSH to brush your teeth, not your jaw.
AssExecutor 6
Well, at least you will have dental insurance? Hahaha
Goatstookallusernames 5
Biting plastic tooth brushes dont cause hard enamel to break. not even if your tooth has a prior crack. i am not buying this one.
JustThatPerson 21
How often do you brush your teeth for them to chip when you bite on your toothbrush..?
tonyfan00 38
Tell us why you bit the toothbrush, and you better tell the <I>tooth</I>!
WHSKitty4ever 23
Who bites down on their toothbrush?