Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
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Talihintti 0
at least he died happy.
perdix 31
That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.
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Comments (69)
Talihintti 0
at least he died happy.
Camy123_fml 0
hahahahah for reall very happy :P
Drakon_fml 7
I assume that this fish was expensive, because you can't be so stupid as to expect sympathy for something so trivial.
Brinty 4
It was. It was an Angel fish worth over $200. I wrote that in the FML, but they must have edited it out for some reason :/
Prawn_fml 2
Damn. Cruel guy. No matter whether they were expensive, those were lives lost there. Who knows, if you get kids with him he might stuff red wine into the baby bottles, too. Which, mind, isn't nearly as cruel.
Liamj774 36
6- 0_o I have never seen a poster comment in their FML before. That's awesome
Maxine17 8
My friend pissed into his brother's aquarium tank. The lobster he had died.
perdix 31
That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.
KingDingALing 9
Hahahahaha, this guy is funny. ^^^
Bloodknight 22
So I'm guessing tropical fish are expensive or else I'm not seeing the FML in this at all. My fish died, boo hoo!
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude, their pet died. That's enough for a FML.
redbluegreen 41
Their $200 fish... Costs a lot more then your average goldfish.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I shall pour some liquor for your fallen pet. Oh, wait...
ezycaa 0
RIP poor fishie :( your bf is probably trying to tell you to stop buying expensive fish!
kindness 0
why are you dating someone who gets drunk and does stupid things like that in the first place? poor fish. but seriously... people who get drunk seriously piss me off, and so do people who put up with it!
MaramaBreaksFace 0
Amen!
the_stereotype 0
seconded
maveric101 0
first, you all sound like losers who don't know how to have a good time. i'm not saying you need alcohol to have fun, but people who look down on those who drink probably don't have many friends. second, this doesn't really have anything to do with alcohol. it's entirely possible to control your actions when you're drunk. it's still his fault.
24788 7
Sounds like he'd make a great father.
Malfunkshun 1
At least it was brand new, so you hadn't grown too attached to it yet...