Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
edhere4u2nv
Ozone Park, United States
Small town
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
**** me, I guess
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Top comments
Flora_fml 6
Are you home-schooled?
beyodar 0
lol, my mom used to work at my school... It was the WORST
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Comments (54)
beyodar 0
lol, my mom used to work at my school... It was the WORST
qwillis98 20
WHO THINKS HE DISERVED IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
jjessen 20
The same number of people who say FYL
ouch_ouch 0
sheesh what did you do?
Flora_fml 6
Are you home-schooled?
SoFarSoG00d 0
ROFL
2kool4skoolyo 0
llololool that is funny sir
minesbiggerr 25
Maybe the mom is a principle or a vice-principle?
Dr_Phil 0
i call B.S. on this post.
katieatieay 0
thank you, #11.
d_dh2310 0
ahahaha # 11
coool_fml 0
agreed with number three. but my friend has a m0m who works at her school and it suckkks! she knows everything
MukyDaCookie 0
ah well, she has to treat students equally. im sure you didnt just get expelled but also grounded
SvDxHaZe 0
hahaha that sucks ass
tact_fml 0
You dont get special treatment just cause your mom works at the school. Thats a pussy thing to think.
Horsempeg 25
Right. Just cause your mom is there doesn't mean you can get away with murder? Although sometimes your parents will be more harsh on you to prove there is no special treatment.