Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Top comments
Levi2411 41
I think the title about sums it up.
PortugueseFool 15
Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;
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Comments (20)
Levi2411 41
I think the title about sums it up.
J352SAURUS 30
That username though.
imjanty 10
I just downloaded it ?
SleepyPharma 21
Are you sure?
PePziNL 20
You downloaded sex?
seasonedtoast 19
We've all been there
Savagephy 17
Is it like candy crush if so, no wonder games like that is addicting don't blame yourself
RichardPencil 32
She was probably happy that, because you were distracted, you took a little longer to finish. If so, she'll want you to level up!
PortugueseFool 15
Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;
Shephard922 1
I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!
Shephard922 1
I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!
Shephard922 1
I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!
Georgia2016 15
it's worse when thinking about it starts to get you of.....
snazz23 20
you shouldn't try bejeweled stars, then.
xercister 19
Don't try World of Warcraft then. next thing you know you'll tell your gf she can get a level 80 e-peen mount to ride from you. Then smile at her and tell her to join your PvP team which is named Come Honor Face...