Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
mooshibear140 4
well that means he was thinking about asking you out already, otherwise he wouldn't have even asked the fortune ball.
SuiGeneris01 2
all hail the magic touch of my balls
strawberry6826 0
lmfaooo fyl.
vgman88 4
Thats good if he asked that means he cares about you :)
fmller12 0
YDI for going out with a guy obsessed with applying virtual reality to actual actions. next thing you know the app will tell him to cheat on you and he will
forever2009 0
lmaooo
chocobunnyyumyum 0
he asked the fortune ball. i think he liked u before :)
monbon6788 0
eh. like everyone's saying, he was probably on the verge of asking you out anyway, got nervous, and consulted the fortune ball in a half-joking way. no worries, OP
Thunderbender 2
I believe you're just taking this the wrong way. He probably just told you that because the story was kind of cute, He obviously still likes you and had to balls to ask you out (even if it did take a lil bit of superstition).
nofxtime 0
What most people would call a cute story, the OP calls a FML. I am not sure I like the cut your jib.