Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
InvaderTiz 0
Your on the wrong website, and your treating that situation the wrong way. I'd lvoe to be asked out because of that. Beats being asked out because of your boobs.
23basketball 0
PLEASEEEE tell me you dumped that loser when you found out OP!!!
token_blackguy 18
meh if the relationship is going good why complain..
LTMcleod 0
he just needed some balls :)
ColdGold 6
The important thing is . . . he asked.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
8 balls that is.
Jen_J_the_J 0
so im guessing 23basketball is single, has always been single, and "outlook looks bleak" for any relationships in the future. why would u dump ur gf cuz he got some advice from an app with 8balls?!! OP he obviously liked u which is why he asked. the only worrying thing is that he had the fortune ball app in the first place. unless ur into that sort of thing ;)
MechanicalDummy 0
This ain't a FML! You should be grateful for this! Okay it's not the sweetest thing to hear, but you're together and that's what matters!
bassxchick12 0
I agree 49 the only reason you would ask a magic 8 ball that is if you were already thinking of it
mr_miyagi 0
thats not that bad as long as you guys are happy together besides mabe he wanted to ask you out but didnt have the courage to and the app convinced him to