Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
ShadowhunterJ 0
Well he obviously liked you if he asked it that. Maybe he was nervous/unsure. Just be glad it said yes, call it fate.
darthj93 0
well it doesn't really matter if your happy with him
elghs2001 0
this one is fake. they reworded mu fml I submitted last night and the night before. this site is such a sham.
thetruthisilied 0
bahahahahahahaha that sucks! but completly hilarious!
UrLiFsuX 4
does he make all his decisions like that? "Magic 8 ball will i marry this girl that put me on FML?" "Signs point to NO!"
BigGreenCam 0
isn't that how everybody lives their life? if not, you should. "hail the all knowing 8ball, for it knows best" you should use it to see if you should stay with him, and keep using it until you get the right answer
UrLiFsuX 4
lol or u could just keep him tied up in your basement
piinkbunnii 1
Well you know he liked you before he asked the "Magic 8 Ball" this question.
kemar7856 0
so it means he was considering asking u out i'm pretty sure the ball did'nt say ask _________ out
jollykilla704 0
he did atleast ask the fortune ball. that means he was thinking about it. he just needed a little extra push. I say it's cute not fyl
davemania 0
I'm getting that app!