Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy I've been in an exclusive, serious relationship with for the last twelve months has been using online dating apps for the past three months, but it's "only chatting" and he doesn't consider it cheating. FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Sounds like it’s time he needed his backup plan.
RichardPencil 32
Makes sense he put the apps in that folder. He's looking for a "date" he can "multiply" with.
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Comments (7)
cacheson 42
Sounds like it’s time he needed his backup plan.
RichardPencil 32
Makes sense he put the apps in that folder. He's looking for a "date" he can "multiply" with.
JackWood 21
Time for you to start a backup plan.
Nazmazh 18
Well, good news for him - He can start putting his backup plan into action immediately. He's an absolute idiot. That's a pretty reasonable deal-breaker to dump him over.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Well, he will need them now won't he?
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Sounds like it's time for you to make an exit plan.
xXravingravenXx 8
Props to you for catching him