Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
jonnymohio 2
He asked you out didn't he? Doesn't matter why. Now you're getting pissy about it? My advice: change your attitude before he realizes what a bi#@h you are and dumps you. If you're still together for many many years, think about how funny this story will be to your kids and grandkids.
iSitt 0
how is an 8ball any less reliable than a horoscope ?
swagga0n1oo 0
Hey, least he didn't call miss. cleo. It could always be worse.
Oreogasm 5
but Ms. Cleo > fortune ball app
HoesInaBox 0
haha, oreogasm..that made me giggle
lickmyjock 0
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
cherylface 13
Then he was obviously thinking about it beforehand. STFU.
Iimanii09 0
lol awww I think dats cute
jisaac09 25
Look on the bright side, its fate.......
FeedtheBrood 0
Unless you just started dating yesterday, there's a pretty good chance that he actually cares about you ig you've stayed together this long. The fact that some outside influence had a hand in your relationship's conception implies neither that its foundations are less strong or that his feelings are less sincere now; indeed, companions have often been made under circumstances more strange and more mundane. Don't sweat it, this isn't an FML. :)
simonsaysYDI 8
Maybe it was in a good, "he was nervous and the app gave him confidence" kind've way. As long as he didn't ask it, "which of the 15 ****** I'm sleeping with should i ask out... number 4?" <___< That scenario might not be so ideal
lightningthunder 0
So did the fortune ball app tell him to stay with you?