Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
Oneromed 0
be happy
spez86 0
haha that's great u were chosen by the effects of gravity lol
Spoozie 0
hahah, a fortune ball knows youu(: how awesome is that. and heyy, out of like 3 pa-jillion people, you were picked. that's pretty fricken amazing!!!:D
furyboom 0
agreed
KurouTenshi 0
now thats my kind of guy >:D "do I want this girl to be my girlfriend? there's an app for that!"
CheyenneH 0
Hey at least the magic eight ball said yes.
MadaZer0 8
But his balls say no...
imortal20 0
^ WIN
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Outlook is bleak.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
My reply is hazy. Please try again later.
CallMeHush 1
BSR doesn't really sober up until noon when he has had a little hair of the dog.
HerDuckiee 0
win!
Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
whataloadofbull 0
This.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was going to say that until I scrolled down! Win
blackllama 0
I want that app!
ILIEKGIRLS 5
you guys are cool. ._.
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
undead_army 0
he didnt ask it if he should go out with u, he prolly asked it if he would get laid if he did so but that does suck so FYL, but atleast u got a man
youthink_fml 0
This is the worse thing you could find to bitch about?
Thunderbender 2
She's probably just new at this whole bitching thing. Give her a few more weeks into the relationship and I'm sure she will have improved her bitching dramatically.
JoeJonasAnnoysMe 0
Well, he wouldn't have asked if he didn't like you enough to consider it. Maybe he needed some kind of wierd confindence booster...? I dunno. (:
xundria 5
^ She has a point.
Starfire22 5
I can see your point!
Dagon8 0
"Ask again later." "Damn. Maybe always means no."
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I dated an app once. It was cool for a bit, but it became really complicated when I tried to get it drunk. It kept "shorting out" and then force closed on me... That still didn't stop me from sleeping with it, but still...
undead_army 0
haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
xundria 5
BSR. You are my hero for the day. Have a great day!
sam411411 0
brave sir robin just had the biggest win I had ever seen. round of applause
mochi_fml 0
Does your fortune ball app tell you to break up with him? ;D