Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year-old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she'd said "buried." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
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Matisse_fml 0
Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML
Timmytwofinger 0
what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.
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Matisse_fml 0
Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML
yay_fml 0
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I am terrified of this kind of thing happening, because I always make your mom jokes. One of these days I will put my foot in my mouth, just like you. YOUR MOM WILL PUT HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH! Oh... your mom doesn't have feet? MY BAD!
abusyboy93 0
dude ur retarded
infantrygirl 0
#1 is right. Not only are they dead, but they were never cool to start with. They are perhaps the lamest, least intelligent come backs a person could ever use. The same goes for "your face". I seriously question the IQ of anyone who uses either of these phrases.
skyttlz 32
"your face" is worse than "your mom" but their both dumb
Alexis2742 31
They're* You're dumb too I guess
Timmytwofinger 0
what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.
d_dh2310 0
YDI?
waytobethatguy 0
wow, for everyone who is critizing FML's for being stupid...its FML not "hey you made a funny joke" so relax, if it happened to you, you would be on here posting the same exact thing.
villainess 0
I've done the same thing, retorting to a friend's joke with "your mom"...
xxshockerr 0
way to effing go.
tincan 0
That's why I hate those "your mom!" jokes so much
earwig12 1
YOUR MOM hates those jokes so much! Ohhhhh burnsauce!!!