thatssickkk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mad beliefs
Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
tdiz
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Stop talking!
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
meeee
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Brie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
lordoftheweird
Kamloops, Canada
Charming
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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elchiclebubalu 2
I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.
Gvil_Eenius 0
That really blows! lmao
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elchiclebubalu 2
I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.
xxjona777xx 0
YDI for having a slutty granny
Bl4ck_1c3 2
#1 wins so much
iSwag 0
she didn't mention my name did she? I told that bitch to keep her mouth shut >:-/ ...j/p ur grandma was awesome :D
thor89 0
G.I.L.F
ohmygeezz 0
mmm the good ole days =D
goodstuffboro 0
hmmm "iswag" u got sum sexxii ass lips....juss ta let u kno....op that's gotta suck bigtime....maybe u could tell her about YOUR life a a secret agent prostitute/history teacher??? give u guys some common ground maybe
WHODATNATION 0
Is ur grandma Granny Klump?
wizerds67 0
nice hair :D (serious no sarcasm intended) to the op, LUCKY I wish my grandma was a *****!
c0nfuzzled 0
lol, u make my day/night once again perdix
infinitii 0
I'd hit that yo
naza517 0
wats up with all the grandmother fml????
thetink 0
@ 65 love your hair
fizzymonsterman 0
win bigtime^^^^
Thabb 0
YDI for listening. Anti flood -_-
melikesfml 11
You could be a **** grand baby!
283leis 8
Wow that reminds me of something simillar. One of the guys from my friend's catholic school was telling us how one of their teachers did **** whilst in university...by any chance you don't go to Holy Cross in Woodbridge, Ontario, Canada?
Gvil_Eenius 0
That really blows! lmao
Tripout 0
literally XD ^^^^^^^
ImaginaryFoe 1
Win! ^^^^^^^
sasonzal 4
how old is she,anything like a milf or just old?
xundria 5
not a milf... a gilf... granny I'd like to ****, duhhh get it right
Bbhd05 0
Oh baby.
KurouTenshi 0
it's good to know and get in touch with your roots :D
Starfire22 5
soon her grandfather will confess to being her grandmothers pimp back in the 30s :D
KurouTenshi 0
Grandpas always had a powerful pimp and and now you know why.
xoppx 0
maybe you could learn a thing or two
epictrollathon 0
Grandparents have the coolest stories!
CallMeHush 1
No FML unless you ran to the bathroom to rub one out afterwards.
Prestigex 0
Win.
ImTrEvOr 8
FYL lmao I woulda killed myself
tsoccerdude 0
well u shuld be happy ur grandma was a prostitute bc thts prob y ur here today
NeonWar__ 0
true dat (:
tsoccerdude 0
exactly
PsychoMerk 0
does it run in the family? ;)