Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
benny92 0
that's cute
newmanlyman3 8
luke it is your destiny!!!! or you are just a horny freak
newmanlyman3 8
that's an app!!! yayz!!!!!!!
NoOneCanTouchUs 4
Ahaha, this was on mydrunktexts. (951): The only reason I asked you out was because the fortune ball app on my iPod told me to. http://mydrunktexts.com/view/received-texts/37988 Seems like one, or both are fakes.
goldfishdragon91 0
u just gave me a good idea
tacomaniak 0
epicness of the fortune
fuckyouasshole66 0
wow what a nerd
Asstazztic 8
The ball never lies o_O lol
KYTRwerepyre 0
Thats a really good idea!!! What happens when you listen to your i-phone: "hey will you go out with me?" "no, why???" "cause my fortune ball app on my i-phone told me to ask you out" "funny the fortune ball on my i-phone said to say yes to anyone who asks me out..." "then why'd you say no" "the crazy murderous phsycopath who asked me out before probably wouldnt like it" "oh ok" cmp"are you talking to my bf?!!" "no?' "LIAR!!!" stabs with really sharp eraser turns to other dude" I love you" "he he he" stabs him with eraser "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!" stabs self with eraser This proves that listening to i-phones makes everyone else's life better... SO DO IT!!!
hwilson 0
lmao thats awesome, if you really like him your so lucky (;