Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
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wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
cucuto89 0
i used to have that wet dream problem too
ZachIsASaint 1
a lot of serial killers are bed wetters. js
drilher244 0
oh well, he probably was having a dream he was taking an awesome piss and pissed on you, it happens
Cambo9000 0
"Honey did you spill water in the bed?" "no"
oNikkio 0
It would be a different story if he had been honest with her and let her know before it actually happened. Definately an FML.
alakomonus 0
you'd have the balls to tell your girlfriend "yea honey I piss the bed....yea I'm 25"
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
Ew.
JustStopSucking 0
just wait until you learn a few more things "the hard way"--Oz style.
alya_fml 0
oh god. disgusting. tell him to go to a doctor, as I know, it's sth that can be cured.
Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
null_fml 11
I imagine this is only a problem for you if you were planning on sleeping in the same bed as him. I recommend separate single beds, which you can push together for sex. Oh, and no-brainer: make him do his own laundry.
letmeinplease 0
'Only a problem for you IF...' !!! They're moving in together! A) Aboubt 90% plus of couples living together plan to be sharing a bed... B) I'd hate to be your gf if that's your attitude towards someone elses problems.
alexFYL 11
Oh god, as a girl who needs her space in bed and is dating a flailer/snorer combo, I'd love to have separate beds pushed together. Just because someone needs their space in bed doesn't mean they love you any less. It means they need sleep.
div01 2
12 all i read at a glance what"oh god", "as a girl","in bed", "i'd love", "pushed together". That was sexy for a second. just saying.
babybubz 0
my boyfriend is a flailer and snorer too ..among other things lol.... not only would I love a seperate bed ..right now I'd love a seperate ROOM! it absolutely has nothing to do with my love for him... but it would definitely allow me to get some sleep.
missme2 3
What is this? 1952? Separate single beds that can be pushed together...honestly!
letmeinplease 0
Fair enough. Just saying most people do plan to, and he was suggesting as more a thing people might pick. I have my share of flaily snorey bed woes myself.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
lmao aww.
Whoop_whoop 17
ha ha ha ha ha that is weird! maybe he has wet dreams! extremely wet dreams ha ha ha
Ashle1gh 14
Buy a diaper and some baby wipes, problem solved. On a serious note, be supportive and offer him as much help as possible, I'm sure you could get through this together, if not then you shouldn't be planning on living under the same roof.
6969awesome 0
it's not his fault he's asleep when it happens
Luvin_life_17 0
ooooo that is messed up but it isnt like he can help it