Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet a potential client. As soon as I sat down, I knocked my coffee over, and it splashed all over my lap. I tried to play it off by making a joke, but I hadn’t brought a spare pair of pants, and the client turned up just as I was mopping my crotch with paper towels. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Ashle1gh 14
Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.
flying_vegan 0
Maybe he asked for a lappuccino?
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Comments (71)
xXxEmotionalxXx 0
Why put it down there? it was likely that that would happen..
JustStopSucking 0
just suck it off. have a little faith, you were hired for a reason girl!
shadow33456 1
just lick it off his crotch u might even get a promotion
lilbyrd43 0
Was "proceeded" necessary?
selan_fml 0
classic fail
truelyawesome 0
fhl: f his life
edogy 0
op that happened to someone I know in school at lunch only with water. I laughed
infiniti_G 0
second
chaldochamp3 6
nobody cares that u were second
skeleton_skinner 0
Fail...
tom9686 0
wow guess that was your first and last day working with that company
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Ouch! The same thing happened to me a few years ago. I got a new manager and we met at a coffee shop for an informal introduction. We sat down with our coffees and mine tipped over with everything pouring straight into his lap. We never did get along after that...
PandaFlavoured 0
In his crotch...? Don't you mean on? Because if it went in his crotch that would have been something. Considering he's a guy. I mean, where would it go in...?
PandaFlavoured 0
Also, what do you mean, "On the edge on a magazine." Huh? I'm sorry, but it wouldn't make any sense to put coffee cup on a magazine. It should go on a table. Because that's safter. Maybe even on a coaster? (;
g02hell 2
the penis hole. duh.
div01 2
im sorry but... 7.. did u just say "safter"?
PandaFlavoured 0
Crap! I hate typos... safer**
PandaFlavoured 0
"Penis hole." Ha. Wow. You don't seem to see my point.
CronosDage 0
12, I think he'd have pants on and some sort of underwear.
Marebare23 17
They said "into his crotch", not "in his crotch". As in, "I ran into someone", not "I ran in someone". Different meaning. Maybe you should get your eyes checked.
Ashle1gh 14
Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Soooo true Haha !
PandaFlavoured 0
of**
happypapp12 0
You just wanted to wipe his crotch with your hankerchief
Jamaal_26 0
OW I kno that hurts