Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Incognito IRL
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
TrekkieGirl 0
@ #1...lol..."parental powers activate"....love it! OP, you must have made your daughter really mad at some point for her to do that to you. It's kind of harsh to play with someone's feelings that way.
pjfromok 0
Parents are super heros!!! FYL that sucks OP.
thor89 0
you should slap and kill her
reiyu 0
^^^ omg! I don't know what's wrong with u but ur comment brought out my inner Lol :D
disturbed_kitten 0
I could just imagine my mom saying "parental powers activate" and suddenly I'd be locked in my room. too funny
BigBoii123456 0
hahahahahahah suxx for yah.
Youser 0
your daughters devious hehe I'd do sumthing like that
lifeguardd 0
the mother should find out who she likes and pay the boy to act like he likes her daughter and then dump her. the little bitch should desrve this for playin with her moms feelings. perfect revenge!!!
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
PWNED.
BMP 0
get back at the little bitch.
NoOneCaresXD 0
it's like that one movie :D
MeltedMint 0
I hate kids who do stupid crap like that. Means they're bored and need something constructive to do. I say burn all her electronics. >.>
bryson9 0
then send her to so gay bible camp :)
jf7609 0
that sucks.still funny though
alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Ashle1gh 14
I'm sure as a mother, she'd be slightly more mature than that.
babybubz 0
you would hope so..
postaltubealex 0
pretending to be a child online usually gets you arrested?
Purpose30 0
no pretending to be a child online gets you talking to creeps. being an old creep and talking to children online usually gets you a spot on "To catch a Predator"
Bravo11 14
Then her daughter can commit suicide since she'd be all up in her feelings and stuff. This has already happened.
kira822_fml 0
All you can do is hope you didn't say anything rated more than PG
omg_thats_funny 0
damn. well that sucks.
PandaFlavoured 0
-high fives your daughter- Epic. Win. Your daughter and I would be great friends.
AngryNinja 1
agreed. this daughter sounds like me. :D
nahgemsoohc 0
8- I think your comment proves that you're not as mature as you think you are...
jimbob_76592 5
And I think that makes you both shitheads. @ #8
6969awesome 0
ha u got owned by ur daughter
him51772 0
owned. but rly that sucks lmao... might want to ask her where she got all the pics of some random older dude just saying....
darkmis1 18
You can get any kind of picture online.
demonic562 0
make a fake guy acc for your daughter lmao
fylreally 0
Beat her ass so hard she cries. Then burn her diary or whatever the **** kids like that do.
him51772 0
you really think the mother was willing to say shes dating a guy shes only seen like 2 max 3 pictures of ? if she is then its a YDI for her being so damn naive, yes you can get pictures online. multiple pictures of one person that all match? usually require somewhere to access them