Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.
fluffy_nuggets 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."
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Comments (101)
JinxosGirl87 0
Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.
Coacy 6
Wait, you use the toilet?
enonymous 9
Just tell him you've been using the next door neighbors sprinkler system as your shower
truthurt47 0
3: No we use it to wash our heads
THE_A_TEEN 28
#3, that is this "toilet" you speak of?
Coacy 6
Your overthinkin it, bud.
dyble95 0
Couldn't he have just been wanting to take a piss and then have shower?
klol_fml 11
did anyone notice that OP is a man..?
slushpup9696 12
35 - Yes, gay people exist. Shocking, I know, but they're around.
lionheart822 13
Tbh, it could just be the boyfriend's way of asking where the bathroom is.....hmm maybe not, FYL indeed OP.
DrDilllonReese 12
28- no, you're over thinking it. But then again, you don't seem very bright, you might actually over think breathing.
bitchslapped22 14
35 IS A HOMOPHOBE
NanillaVipples 2
I pee in the shower every morning because I'm in a hurry and need to multitask, and I'm just that lazy, plus it saves water!
gurpreet 5
Gross.
m0tl3ycru3 0
He probably was hard and didn't want to spray all over the OP's toilet
SkoomaKi 28
#2 - How is it "gross"? It's just a little tinkle.
FrankHotpants 31
This is why moving in is a big deal. It's good you know now that he's just sleeping over.
greg84_fml 21
And the problem is???
EddiE_CN 8
He's taking a leak in the shower, instead of a toilet.
airforce987 20
You know peeing in the shower saves 534 gallons of water per person annually?
greg84_fml 21
I will admit, I slightly misread that, I thought she said he had to pee and take a shower...
JennyBear101 0
Ya ik wat is the problem atleast he didn't say "how do you get to the backyard" or "where's the garbage can"
teague95 16
when you gotta go you gotta go
Coacy 6
So true...
Achall91 17
Yeah and he could go in the toilet. Just like regular people.
Irchell 17
Winning
number0 8
Losing
alstbv12 13
Maybe he just wants to be sure he doesn't miss the toilet and make a mess. So ungrateful.
alstbv12 13
Sarcasm is dead.
alexwarfield333 1
Hey that guy in your profile pic that's my dad.
fluffy_nuggets 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."
THE_A_TEEN 28
First a litter box, now a not-currently used shower?? Doesn't anyone consider using the what is probably now know as the white water bowl thingy??
truthurt47 0
He meant the bathroom. Common sense
HogwartsDropout7 0
The common sense in which you obviously lack?