Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
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Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
ColdplaySucks 18
He'd still be being peeing on the rug.
oddolly 8
Sounds like urine trouble..
TheCanucklehead 22
With an overused pun like that, who wouldn't be in trouble?
rabidunicorn 13
Not really. The rug would just absorb the piss.
Ch_rae5 19
or just get rid of the rug, worst he could do is piss on the floor.
ariiewilliams 17
#46 it isn't a sponge rug. It doesn't absorb piss its just gonna sit there and ******* stink.
Enslaved 38
Bathroom rugs are designed to absorb, maybe not piss, but a good amount of water. That's one reason it's in your bathroom to begin with; to absorb the water when you step out of the shower. But you're right, it will stink if it's not washed.
iLike2Teabag 27
@42 when the 1st seed team gets swept by the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs, I think we're all in trouble.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
buckdharma 38
Might need a RugDoctor.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ba-dum-tss
ifavela89 13
you need to record him and show him
whiteboy896 9
The **** is that gonna do? I knew i slept walked for years and still continued to do it until one day it just stopped.
westcoastkp 13
Maybe it's time for a diaper?
blakesinthelake 11
He shouldn't need to DEPEND on diapers! Anyone... No... Okay
Ari1337 15
at least you can cope with your failures :)
dontkilljay 14
At least he doesn't wet the bed.
broderickc 13
Or pee on her
NightHawk387 22
Unless she is into that sort of thing.
Genuine_G 8
That's pretty interesting, a nice spice of life you can embrace or not. At least it wasn't in the dishwasher. I used to sleep walk, apparently I even left my house and walked down the street a bit.
ApollosMyth 22
That's kind of scary..
Genuine_G 8
It's what it is man, That was when I was 8 and my parents haven't seen it since. You don't walk around with your hands up zombie status, you just have a blank stare and move steadily. My dad picked me up and said I went limp in his arms. Must have been scary for them because when they heard the door open they thought they were being robbed. By the time they checked our rooms and noticed I was gone, I opened the front door and front gate and was maybe 3 houses down the street. Maybe I ate too many pork rinds like Helga?
truesarrif 33
sleep walking ain't no joke. when I was in 7th grade I walked out of my room towards the front door. apparently my mom and brother asked where I was going so I told them I was going to get a drink at the water fountain at school. my school was 5 blocks away. I to this day don't remember anything about it.
Caitie_kid 8
I witnessed my brothers friend sleep walk into our living room, lift the couch cushion, pee, put the couch cushion back down and walk back into my brothers room. One of the most hilarious things I've seen.
thehumanlyhuman 7
On the topic of sleepwalking stories, I crashed a wedding reception at the Kalahari resort at the Wisconsin Dells when I sleepwalked out of my room, in my tighty whities, down to the first floor. I woke up on the elevator back up to my floor with a very confused looking young adult in there with me.. I was about 7 at the time! Very scary, and I can't remember a thing about it! Don't blame your boyfriend for it, OP. See a doctor about it if it really bothers you.
HeartOfLead 24
I used to sleep walk all the time, only in my house there were stairs...
clh3031 6
Well to give your guy a little credit not many men can hit the toilet while awake. So be thankful it is atleast the right room.
Little4Bear 10
The right place, but the wrong spot... Be thankful? What if you woke up to go to the restroom and stepped all over the piss. Yeah, I'm sure you'd thank him for that pleasant surprise!
clh3031 6
Yea I have woken to piss before. My brother used to piss down the stairs when he would sleep walk as well as on the kitchen floor.
Little4Bear 10
Well, give your brother a little credit. Most men go to the restroom and stuff but your brother's being creative! So be thankful.
imagineapc 11
I am a sleep walker. When I was 11 or 12 I tried to use the recliner as the toilet. My dad stopped me, told me to go back to bed, and a few minutes later I came out of my bedroom awake and used the toilet. Hardly a "your life sucks", its a natural phenomenon.
rpaw20 3
I used to sleep walk all the time , it's impressive that your boyfriend makes it to the bathroom!
CharresBarkrey 16
85 - Pretty sure the "bathroom rug" is in the bathroom...