Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Karley Van 13
its not wet per say. its a white stain. much like your cum stains ours leaves a residue aswell
Yudith 28
Take his spot. It's amazing how fast sheets can get cleaned when he has to sleep on his wet puddle.
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JackWood 21
How can it still be wet after 2 weeks! Are you sure it's the same wet spot? You should just refuse and find another man that's disgusting.
Karley Van 13
its not wet per say. its a white stain. much like your cum stains ours leaves a residue aswell
Yudith 28
Take his spot. It's amazing how fast sheets can get cleaned when he has to sleep on his wet puddle.