Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
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Comments (117)
admitmylife 3
get over it, dont be a bitch... it must be extremely embarrassing for him. He obviously cant help it.
blastvortex 4
Derp. Haha. It wouldn't be a problem if you weren't moving in together. It's not like you couldn't date or move in with somebody else either. YDI. Not that it could be your FML more than it is his anyway, but hon, you're not even close.
maidmagenta 0
on the bed sharing subject my aunt and uncle have been very happily married for 27 years and they haven't slept in the same bed for 20 years and even have totally seperate bedrooms purely because other wise neither of them would get a good nights sleep as she talks in hers and he snores---loudly!!
Osakhomen 0
Tell him to wear Depends... that's what they're made for.
hannahemerald 0
my ex boyfriend had (well still does) a neurological disorder from an illness he had when he was six. it caused him to wet the be occasionally. I delt with it cause I knew he couldn't help it. you should too, maybe it's not his fault.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Bedwetting adults are getting increasingly common on FML.
lilplaya 0
easy sleep wit his brother lol
Erindub 0
So you still gotta love him.
CharlotteRx 4
I guess you'll have to add some Depends to your grocery list
Namenlos_fml 20
Don't be a self-centered bitch. Either be supportive or end the relationship.