Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Good thing you got your phone fixed just in time! It would have been really awkward at home if you hadn't got that message. You get home "What are you doing?" Boyfriend "I'm moving out" You "Why??" Bf "Oh... didn't you get that text message? The girl I've been sleeping with sent it earlier today."
perdix 31
Of course, you need your phone fixed. It is obviously broken if it spews out terrible messages like that. You might want to get your boyfriend fixed, too. Take that dog to a vet.
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Comments (41)
foolishworkerbee 0
i don't know who i'd be more pissed at - the boyfriend for cheating, or the salesman for reading texts which weren't sent to him.
Kisama_fml 0
The iPhone defaults to showing a new text on screen. If he was looking at it when it came in, he would have seen it.
00SPRANGER00 0
both
Subtext 10
Nice. I just hope you don't have to see him ever again...
kerrygirl 13
why would the AT&T guy read your text to begin with...... surely he'd just cancel out of it and leave it unopened in the inbox until he was finished what he was doing
Bloodknight 22
Hey, the girl showed remorse. Cut her some slack, lol! Your better off anyways...
halle_44 0
THAT SUCKS BURN...its ok move on and dont dwell
956TXking 0
someone has so splainin to do lol
Intoxicunt 6
It's better than them staying in the apartment.
FerrariCake 2
Good thing you got your phone fixed just in time! It would have been really awkward at home if you hadn't got that message. You get home "What are you doing?" Boyfriend "I'm moving out" You "Why??" Bf "Oh... didn't you get that text message? The girl I've been sleeping with sent it earlier today."
nerdking21 10
What really sucks is that you weren't the first to read it. Try something that would make her believe that it wasn't a big deal, like sleeping with her sister.
bosshaug 0
Woah, my cell phone carrier is AT&T too
TenebrificTurtle 0
wow that makes you able to emotionally relate with her. I wear shoes too, sorry about you being retarded... I completely understand, what with me wearing shoes and all.
Intoxicunt 6
#12, I laughed so hard. Nice one.
Jordan_Brianna 0
make stupid comments. get stupid replys.
xsw33tyx101 0
You guys take things waaaay too seriously..
dr_depressed 0
lol that made me laugh so hard comeback of the century hope you dont mind but i have to use that one someday!
Honda288 2
Whoa, that's not uncommon.